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Living the dream B.C.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Snarky District

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Ironing day.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Diego Velasquez

Early accounting scandals.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Used wheels

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Holiday cottage

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Less roman, more clef."

"You're afraid of what?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"