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A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Ironing day.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

Early Business Planning

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."