Iron Age Aficionado Gifts

Living the dream B.C.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Snarky District

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Ironing day.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Diego Velasquez

Early accounting scandals.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Holiday cottage

Used wheels

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"You're afraid of what?"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Less roman, more clef."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Hello?"