Ice Age Aficionado Gifts

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'

Coldsaurus

"No I don't use steroids. Why do you ask?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Early dentists - This could hurt a touch.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"I'll say this for the Ice Age - it produced some great hockey players."

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Panettone

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Hockey World

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Snow is falling...

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"We used to be cooler."

Giant Ice Skates

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."