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Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"We used to be cooler."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Coldsaurus

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Woolly tofu.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

Argonauts and football