Steel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Hammer

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

The Sculptor

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Church Restoration Fund.

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."