Bourbon Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

Baroque Peacock

"Scotch and water musick."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Diego Velasquez

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Lute

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"We need to put in more bones."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Baroque Bach Mountain

I'll be Bach for Christmas!