Bourbon Enthusiasts Mugs

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

Baroque Peacock

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Scotch and water musick."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Diego Velasquez

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

50 Year Celebrations.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Lute

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!