Bourbon Lover Gifts

'Bourbon, rocks.'

Drunken Dis-orderly

"It does marvels when I add some bourbon to the tank."

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I wish I was creative'

Wine Pyramid

Unicorn Working From Home

Best mates

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Birthday Racing Car

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Valentines Balloons

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Champagne

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

A rainbow umbrella

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Knights

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Black Crayon

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."