Baroque Aficionado Gifts

Antonio Vivaldi

Henry Purcell

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Figaro

The DaVinci Code

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Baroque Peacock

A man taking a bow

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Scotch and water musick."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Tim Burton

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Diego Velasquez

'I think they're up to something.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Petrarch

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Lute

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'