France Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

Eugene Ionesco

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

French Early Bird

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Voltaire

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"The worst is behind us!"

Culinary Culture.

Jean Cocteau

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

EU Polling Station

François Guizot

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Notre Dame Phoenix

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

French Street.

Sabrage