France Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

Eugene Ionesco

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

French Early Bird

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Voltaire

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Champagne at the hunt

French Army knife

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Charles Baudelaire

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Jean Cocteau

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

"The worst is behind us!"

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

EU Polling Station

Notre Dame Phoenix

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

French Street.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Sabrage