Bling Buff Mugs

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Be creative...!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

French horn.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Champagne Tasting.

Arturo Sandoval

A little fizz?

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Family Hiking Trip

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Violin

"The foghorn is broken."

Wild Window Washers

Dugout sale!

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."