Blender Buff Mugs

Nice try, Jim, but there no such thing as a "beer cleanse."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Maybe next time you could take off your tie before firing up the blender."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Plant Parenthood...

'You've had enough.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Appointments and Disappointments

Poinsettia

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Sheds

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Gardening.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.