Bling Buff Pillows

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Be creative...!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

French horn.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Champagne Tasting.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Arturo Sandoval

A little fizz?

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Family Hiking Trip

A cocktail in a tuba

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

Violin

"The foghorn is broken."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Wild Window Washers

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Dugout sale!

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'