Bowl Game Guru Gifts

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Homo Gamus

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

The Goalkeeper

Vanna White: The Later Years.

It can be taken up at any age....

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Prawn Amend

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

American Football.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'