Soccer Ball Collector Pillows

Football Time

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'He's been shot!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

"I think we're in luck!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'