Bowling Ball Collector Pillows

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'The grudge match.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'He's been shot!'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Corporate thinking.