Collecting Bows And Arrows Gifts

Complaints Department

Lady of the bath...

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

In/Out

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

A Rifle Competition in the North

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Sabrage!

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'None shall pass!'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Sabrage

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."