Bows And Arrows Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Tough Love 2000

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

William Tell in his younger years.

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'