Archery Enthusiast Gifts

'Believe me, targets are essential!'

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

'... And you must be Little John...!'

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'

"How do I know you're not malingering?"

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

An archer's target surrenders.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Where does it hurt?'

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

William Tell's Fatal Mistake.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Do I call for an ambulance or a vet ?'

Caution (arrow crossfire ahead)

Target Practice

Prince

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

'I think he's a little too cocky.'

Location, location, location!

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Complaints Department

A prince in a garden

The death of Robin Hood's pet hamster.

Archery Accident

"You may already be a winner."

Robin Hood sits at desk near two work boxes. The in box contains arrows with messages attached, the out box, just arrows.

"Now I wish I hadn't gotten him that bow and arrows for Father's Day."

"Hurt People hurt people."

"There he is - Drone Acharya."

Charles Sumner's Denunciation of President Grant Fall's Flat on the Republican Party

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