Archery Aficionados Gifts

Message on an arrow with a 'P.S.'

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."

"This new guy's really good!"

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Kid aiming violin bow as arrow at target.

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Progress?

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"