Archery Admirer Gifts

'Come back you fool! Separately we're nothing - but together we can conquer the world.'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

Bowtox.

'If he misses, can I have the apple?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: William Tell Dead Cat

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'Its your archeries'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.