Archery Aficionado Gifts

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

'How about best two out of three?'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

William Tell

Archer draws target around arrow

Bear Butt Target

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

William Tell Overture

'We need to focus more on these kind of shows. This is our target audience.'

Archery Grounds (arrow in chest of painter)

'I thought everyone knew William Tell's middle name -- its 'Don'tAskDon't''

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

Think Positive!

Prisoner shooting arrows at cellmate with arrow shirt

Upset bird as archer misses target and hits its nest

'Do you have a permit and safe archery training certificate for that?'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Relax, son! I'm just getting all the bad shots out of my system."

William Tell (alternate)

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Please tell the jury why you shot your husband with a bow and arrow.' 'I didn't want to wake the kids!'

'I've got a better idea dad, let's eat the apple break the arrows and go home.'

Robin Hood.

William Tell accidentally shoots Harold

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Gah! You've changed your kit again?

"I prefer sawn-off arrows. They double up as knitting needles for the wife.2

"Wait a minute-this is a game changer!"

William Tell in his younger years.

"That isn't allowed either."

Apollo

Hou Yi

"I was playing William Tellephone."