Comedic Archery Aficionado Gifts

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Cupid misses his shot.

William Tell

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

William Tell in his younger years.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Tough Love 2000

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"That isn't allowed either."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

"And you say your attacker was 3 feet tall with wings and a bow!"

Bowtox.