Bow And Arrow Enthusiast Gifts

"They said he had to post his office hours, but they didn't say where."

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

'Its your archeries'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Location, location, location!

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

William Tell in his younger years.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Tough Love 2000

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

Gigolo Diary