Arrow Aficionado Gifts

'Where does it hurt?'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Cupid misses his shot.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Tough Love 2000

Arrow Church