Arrow Accuracy Enthusiast Gifts

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

William Tell in his younger years.

Tough Love 2000

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

Arrow Church

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'