Arrow Enthusiast Gifts

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Archer in Tree Loses his Arrow Head.

Archery.

Bowman stalking his 'target'.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

William Tell in his younger years.

Arrow Church

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

Tough Love 2000

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'