Arrow Lover Gifts

Arrow Church

"How can you be out of wings?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

I love my cape

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

I like a manager who asks questions.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Training punt

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Owl answers telephone.

Anticipating Opening Day!

For cryin' out loud, if you say "ain't it a hoot" one more time!

An angry crossbow and a happy crossbow.

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Don't talk to Larry tonight, he's got irritable owl syndrome!"

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

Robot and Guru

Door to Door Campaigning

Archery.

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"