Arrow Collector Gifts

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cow's straw

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Cat Show

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'Big advantage!!'

Arrow Church

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Squirrel Time Share Tree

"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems