Crossbow Collector Gifts

"I'm just saying, after this haircut, it's difficult to trust you."

'Uh oh: Why is William Tell pointing his crossbow at us?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Lumberjack Christmases.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Panzer Hut.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Rifle Cleaning.