'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'
Axe Collector Gifts
If you're searching for a gift for an axe collector, you'll find a range of clever and entertaining products that honor their passion. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, we have delightful options that highlight their love for axes. Whether they're into woodworking, camping, or just love collecting, our products make it fun and memorable to celebrate their hobby. Explore our collection and find a gift that taps into their creative spirit and passion for axes.
Lumberjack Christmases.
Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.
'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'
'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'
"I still think we should have buried him."
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
Southwark Fair.
At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'
"Well....I could've done this!"
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'
'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'
Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"
"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."
Dog in casino.
' Get ready to make a wish.'
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'
The First Printed Bible
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.
Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)
'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'
'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'
Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!
'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'
'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'
Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)
Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.
Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!
"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."
Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,
Axe Collector Gifts Collection
Axe Collector Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for axe lovers. Find humorous and creative designs that add a spark to their morning coffee ritual.
Axe Collector Pillows
Combine comfort and humor with our pillows for axe fans. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with a personal touch.
Axe Collector Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate axes in a creative way. Ideal for decorating any space with a personality that matches their hobby.
Axe Collector T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts designed for axe enthusiasts. Clever, stylish, and fun prints that let them wear their passion with pride.