Axe Collector Pillows

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Lumberjack Christmases.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I still think we should have buried him."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Southwark Fair.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,