Axe Collector Pillows

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Lumberjack Christmases.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I still think we should have buried him."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Southwark Fair.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.