Crossbow Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate when we (crossbow) quarrel."

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

'Its your archeries'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Location, location, location!

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Knight/Bird.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Tough Love 2000

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

William Tell in his younger years.