Bow And Arrow Aficionado Gifts

Cello arrows.

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

The Lawman

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Tough Love 2000

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

William Tell in his younger years.

Gigolo Diary

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!