Arrow Aimer Gifts

Hitting Our Target

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"