Bow And Arrow Admirer Gifts

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Fake."

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Bowtox.

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

Goldfish in Armour

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

SS Superhero

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.