Arrow Ace Gifts

'They're only playing, Sid - Hunting season doesn't start for another two weeks!'

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Arrow Church

Snooker.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Archery.

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

Anyone for tennis?

Spider Tennis

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'