Aiming Ace Gifts

A Hole in the Dike

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

Snooker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Bullseye!

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Baseball Dreams

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Rafael Nadal

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'