Aiming Gifts

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

A Hole in the Dike

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Targets.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Land Before Mimes.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Quiet Quitting

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'