Angling Ace Gifts

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Welcome to the Team

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Snooker.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Coarse Fishing.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'What's it this time?'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"This is my crab!"

Rafael Nadal