Angling Ace Mugs

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Welcome to the Team

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Snooker.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Coarse Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"This is my crab!"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'What's it this time?'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'