Animal Ace Gifts

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Garden.

A Bloody Butcher

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Whack-a-molecule

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'He lived and died for golf.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Baseball Dreams

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Jurassic Country Club.

Life Is Just A Game

"Be rational."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Sudden death?'

Speeding in a video game

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

'What a trial! The witness, judge and jury were hostile.'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish