Animal Ace Gifts

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Garden.

A Bloody Butcher

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Whack-a-molecule

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'He lived and died for golf.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Jurassic Country Club.

Life Is Just A Game

"Be rational."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Rafael Nadal

Whac-a-Virus.

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'Sudden death?'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Speeding in a video game

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

'What a trial! The witness, judge and jury were hostile.'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'