Aquatic Ace Gifts

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Bullseye!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Civilized Salmon

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'