Aquatic Ace Prints

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Bullseye!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Nerd tryouts.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Civilized Salmon

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."