Athletic Ace Prints

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Rafael Nadal

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Declan Rice

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Tennis ball girl.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Baseball Dreams

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Snooker.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Bernard Hinault

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'