Aerial Ace Prints

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I told him we needed more string."

Whack-a-molecule

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Life Is Just A Game

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Snooker.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

Flight School.

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Whac-a-Virus.

Trapeze Safety,

Rafael Nadal

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"