Aqua Athlete Prints

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'