Driving Ace Gifts

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

A Bloody Butcher

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Whack-a-molecule

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Life Is Just A Game

Snooker.

"Be rational."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.