Bow And Arrow Enthusiast Mugs

"They said he had to post his office hours, but they didn't say where."

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

Polar bear bowling alley

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Location, location, location!

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Its your archeries'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Tough Love 2000

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Gigolo Diary

William Tell in his younger years.